January, 2012

The Mavericks’ Sexy & I Know It Parody is »

The Mavericks have been known for putting out spoofy videos on YouTube, but this time they have outdone themselves. Their rendition of the 'Sexy & I Know It' video by LMFAO is comedy gold. Once again Dirk steals the show here.

The Oncourt Onslaught Podcast: Episode 3 »

More NBA action from Brett Roberts and Brandon LaChance as they discuss current events around the league.

Jamal Mashburn doesn’t want to be done with the »

Jamal Mashburn doesn’t want to be done with the New Orleans Hornets

Former-New Orleans Hornets' ex-star Jamal Mashburn says he is interested in purchasing the team he used to play for. Yahoo!'s Ben Maller reports Mashburn wants to expand his resume by adding businessman and NBA franchise owner. "For me, being in business is always something I wanted to do. When I was a kid riding on trains in New York, I

Dirk Nowitzki Does Dramatic Reading of Britney Spears »

Say what you will about Dirk's goofy appearance, his dramatic reading skills are second to none. Watch Dirk read some lyrics from the Britney Spears song "Oops I Did It Again" after the jump. (more...)

Sam Cassell Now a Fully Mature Alien »

Sam Cassell Now a Fully Mature Alien

I'm hardly the first to suggest Sam Cassell looks like a "gray." Grays are the generic name given to the stereotypical humanoid figures that we commonly see depicted as extraterrestrials. While most are under 5 feet tall, like people there are always giants among them, and Sam Cassell is such a giant, standing a full foot taller than most

The Obvious Implications of Tim Tebow Playing in the »

Tim Tebow clearly has the influence of Jesus in his games. SNL explained in lucid detail how Jesus only uses his miracles on the Broncos in the fourth quarter of NFL games. The implications to the sports world reach far beyond the realms of just the National Football League. Where am I going with this? While I am not quite 100% sure myself,

Ten Reasons Obama Is Missing Out On Meeting Delonte »

Ten Reasons Obama Should Meet Delonte West 1. Delonte can explain why guns are bad to someone who already knows because he is not Dick Cheney. 2. Delonte can discuss the prospect of teaming up at Home Depot and subsequently considering spending time together on Habitat for Humanity. 3. Delonte West can encourage Obama to get some

Paul Westphal Gets the Boot From the Sacramento Kings »

Paul Westphal Gets the Boot From the Sacramento Kings Sideline

The Sacramento Kings have fired coach Paul Westphal after many player disputes and poor showings. In the two full seasons and the seven games of the 2011-12 season Westphal has been on the sideline for the Kings, the team has only won 59 games.  This is absolutely horrible. Westphal seems like a good guy and was an NBA player for 12

Losing Manu Ginobili spells disaster for the San »

Losing Manu Ginobili spells disaster for the San Antonio Spurs

The San Antonio Spurs two-time All-Star Manu Ginobili is out indefinitely after breaking his hand against the Minnesota Timberwolves on Monday. This spells disaster for the team that finished with the best record in the Western Conference last season. The Duncan-Era, which has carried the Spurs to four-NBA Championships, is pretty much over