I wasn’t aware of this hilarious tidbit of news until I read the story by my friend and colleague Brandon LaChance. I echo his sentiments with the sound of a thousand bullhorns in saying that Glen Rice is definitely the man now. He just slept with one of the MILFs on Mount MILFmore when she was in her prime! Sarah Palin ranks up there in the annals of most sexy 40+ women in history, and Glen Rice got her before the cellulite, when she was at the peak of her sexyness.
LaChance rightfully remarked that Glen Rice now moves up “about 50 spots” on his rankings for the top 200 players ever. Well, I would be lying if I said I wasn’t thoughtfully considering the same. Things like these build legacies, and Rice can go down as a future governor banger while at Michigan. He might not have known that his ****buddy was destined for career greatness, but he gave it to her before her husband, most likely.
Surely the pure awesomeness of this is beginning to sink in for you, our precious readers.
One point I differ with my colleague on, however, is that this will spell doom to her bid for a presidential nomination. She never had a chance to begin with. I know that sounds a bit blunt and overstated, but it is true. Any notions of her being president were entertained by only the most delusional Republicans in the party. So, that is an unnecessary aside in this saga.
The man of the moment is Glen Rice – former three point gunner and Alaskan governor bangin’ forward out of Michigan.